I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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