dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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