normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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