I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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