Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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