She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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