Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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