therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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