Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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