do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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