Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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