dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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