To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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