i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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