I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Randomize