is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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