yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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