Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
My life is pants optional.
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