I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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