We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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