she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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