gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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