he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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