Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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