I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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