Your tits are I can't wait for
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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