Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
as a side note pls kill me
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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