what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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