Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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