this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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