I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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