is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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