For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize