one two three fourrrrnication!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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