rhymes with "ouble enetration"
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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