i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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