He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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