East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
now i know why i became what i already was.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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