I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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