I've blown a few things in my day
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
