we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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