Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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