when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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