WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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