Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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