whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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