That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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