Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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