Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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