We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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