is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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