so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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