I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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