Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
