so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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