so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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