at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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