sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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