I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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