You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize